Minister of Art & Jump Fredrik Axwik has found a simple solution to the problems with global warming:
The solution to global warming (manmade, real or not) may be found in the God-tales from the north. It’s really very simple. As anyone knows (or should know) Loke (Loki) is chained in a hole somewhere and by releasing him from his prison the Global Warming should be a memory alone. When Loke gets on the loose the Fimbul-winter’s coming. (That is a severe winter and a heck of a freeze described in the old myths). Note: There is one little problem.* But as any problem I’m sure it can be solved! So let’s just cut Loke loose when and if the Global Warming goes on.
*) the little problem referred to in the text above is called Ragnarök (Ragnarok for English) and is a little backlash in the old myths that follows from Lokes escape and the Fimbul-winter… It’s supposedly the end of Gods, man and times. But that is surely just old superstition. I’m sure there is nothing like Ragnarok or that we can’t find a solution to that if it should occur.
Minister of Art & Jump performing his duties