By decision of the cabinet our minister of internet Anders Lowdin has received the status of Sanit. He is from now on St. Anders of the holy computer. He will bring you magical help when you have run into computer problems. You will just say this prayer, composed by minister Lisa:
“I pray to thee, oh most holy St Anders, that this f’ing piece of sh’t computer will cooperate and permit me humbly to complete the task I wish.”
The Day of St. Anders is the 30th of November.
The Saint Anders