Minister Pedro’s attempt to a Coup d’Etat has been investigated and Minister Sir Phil a member of the Ladonia CIL has made this statement:
CIL FINAL REPORT REGARDING THE FAILED COUP D’ETAT OF 23 SEPTEMBER, 2005
AFTER CONSIDERABLE INVESTIGATION THE CIL HAS COME TO THE CONCLUSION
THAT EX-ADMIRAL PEDRO ACTED ALONE IN PLANNING AND ORDERING THE FAILED
COUP D ‘ETAT OF 23 SEPTEMBER, 2005. THIS DECISION IS BASED BOTH ON
CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE AND EVIDENCE AS WELL AS THE LACK OF EVIDENCE
TO THE CONTRARY.
ONLY PEDRO’S CAT SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN WITH HIM AT THE TIME OF THE REVOLT
AND IT IS DOUBTFUL THAT HIS CAT WAS INVOLVED IN ANY WAY.
Furthermore will the 23d of September be a national holiday:
PROCLAMATION
BE IT NOW KNOWN throughout the world that 23 September shall be hereafter known as the QUEEN’S BIRTHDAY AND THE DAY OF BEER DRINKING AND THE FAILED COUP D ‘ ETAT.
AND THAT ON THIS HOLIDAY all Ladonians can engage in merryment, beer drinking, feasting, singing and dancing, and generally having a good time.
PASSED BY THE CABINET OF LADONIA
4 October, 2005
Queen, Beer and Failed Coup d’Etat on every 23d of September
Minister Pedro has been given a secret mission to be performed during his temporary visit in Toronto, Canada. Further details will be made official when possible.