WOTAN CITY, LADONIA — The program of non-lectures at the University of Ladonia continues to expand.
Minister Lisa has issued the following statement:
I will not teach any semi-art history courses concerning Hummel figures or paintings on velvet. I will not teach anything about Precious Moments figurines, nor anything about paintings of pets playing cards.
These non-lectures will take place in the Nimis Library, where no instruction on the above subjects will be provided.
Attendance is neither required nor discouraged.
