The real popes

The conclave of Ladonia has agreed on appointing two popes. This means that the Vatican “pop” the conservative Benedictus something is not the head of the catholics all over the world. Instead habemus papam et habemus papam:

Sillius I, former and also Lord Fredrik (Sweden) Minister of Time, Warder of Practical Humour

Astrid I, former Lena who has made this declaration:

My first action as Pope will be to shower Sweden with
condoms. Why? The prime minister of Sweden, Göran
Persson, has pleaded to the young women of his nation
to have more children, earlier in life. His alleged
reason for this is an aging population. But I say that
the actual reason is that he wants to have plenty of
foot-soldiers, cannon fodder, in case the war with
Ladonia turns out to be prolonged. Encouraging people
to have more children in times of war is a tactic that
has been used by several world leaders, such as Hitler
and Charles de Gaulle, in the course of history.
Hence, no condoms in Ladonia, let’s ship them all to
Sweden.

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