Ladonia Celebration

We certainly have the capacity to understand the meaning of any “discourse”: our Special Intellectualist Operations Battalion could outpostmodernist the Ladonians at any time. As for the accusations of terrorism, it is the Ladonian state that is the small underdog fighters, and we who are the powerful imperialists–hence we can impossibly be the ones who are the terrorists.

The Ladonian regime’s not actively seeking to Internets-connectivize its territory, on the other hand, constitutes a willful obstruction of the hegemony of the free movement of pirated information, and should be condemned as an obvious act of aggression. Also, while Ladonia may not have any clearly defined copyright legislation, neither does it have any anti-copyright legislation!

This rogue state may try to bask, as much as it wants, in the shine of the anti-war-movement‘s love affair with her–it is nonetheless obvious that this anti-connectivity movement today has lost all its ideological credibility. They cannot present any serious political alternatives, and their retorical positioning comes dangerously close to that of thoroughly reactionary and communicationophobic layers. The supposed radicality of the Ladonian hippie regime’s supposed challenge to the People’s Republic of Sweden is a chimera. True humanists and animalists and whateverists realize that the only power that can guarantee informational freedom and stability in today’s world is the ACFI.

As for our connections to People’s Republic of Sweden, well, as they say: the enemies of our enemies are our friends. A simple Google search will tell you about the friendly relations between The Pirate Bay and the Swedish government.

Outdoor activity is for inhabitants of third world countries!

Viva l’ACFI!

Let the people of Ladonia have their internets connectivity! We have massive weapons of mass distribution for you!