Respect

We will be very clear on this point:

And listen to these words from Minister Manny:

We must not only punish those who insult Ladonia, but those who *look as if they might insult Ladonia in the future*.

For instance, people who don’t wear very much green. Or people who have never thrown a stone in the water: in performance of the Ladonian national anthem. Or people who own pencils which might be used to draw pictures of moving stones, in violation of our religion.

Slap the potential anti-Ladonian infidels hard, I say: BEFORE they insult us!

Manny Neira
Chief of Invisible Police
Minister of Undisclosable Purpose
Head of “Slap ’em all” Civil Liberties Think Tank