We will be very clear on this point:
And listen to these words from Minister Manny:
We must not only punish those who insult Ladonia, but those who *look as if they might insult Ladonia in the future*.
For instance, people who don’t wear very much green. Or people who have never thrown a stone in the water: in performance of the Ladonian national anthem. Or people who own pencils which might be used to draw pictures of moving stones, in violation of our religion.
Slap the potential anti-Ladonian infidels hard, I say: BEFORE they insult us!
Chief of Invisible Police
Minister of Undisclosable Purpose
Head of “Slap ’em all” Civil Liberties Think Tank