Norbert’s green bottle

A few days ago we presented Minister Norbert and his fight with his green ale bottle. But we did not get the whole story. Here it is: Norbert and his green bottle:

“Thank you for the condolence on my plight to open the green bottle. I did get it open after I communicated with Ladonia’s Ministers… BUT, I was right! You should not open a green bottle of beer once you shook it violently. It returns the favor! VIOLENTLY (and a wee bit explosively) if you use a hammer and nail to first puncture, then leverage the cap off. It was no problem with the puncture, but it also leveraged before I was ready. It seized the inititive, and with an explosion of similar magnitude of Krakatoa East of Java (exagerated a bit), did expell its contents upon me and everything within a 10 foot range…including the ceiling. And I ask the question…WHY!

My Sister-in-law simply stated “Bahnhof” and moved her hand in a fast motion over her head… and again I ask …WHY!


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A green bottle can be your enemy

Lars Vilks

Lars Vilks was the artist behind Nimis and Arx, and the Founder and State Secretary of Ladonia. He also served as Editor Emeritus the Ladonia Herald.

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