Rice on the road to peace

When Secretary of State Condi Rice visited the Middle East she also, on her way back, paid a visit to Ladonia. She came to discuss the road map for peace between Ladonia and Sweden.

There was a meeting on the shore of a stormy Ladonia between Secretary of State of USA and State Secretary of Ladonia. Rice had no new plans to present but was willing to discuss a cease of fire. State Secretary of Ladonia promised that his country, and that also includes Admiral Pedro, will not shoot at the Swedes. And he continued: “We will not even use our weapons of mass destruction unless the Swedes provoke Ladonian citizens.”

Rice declared that she was most satisfied with this state of affairs. She said: “I have never liked these Swedes. They seem quite stupid. Anyway, you have a wet country today. I am glad I brought my new high boots. Now I will jump with my boots over the stones and out to my boat gladly singing ‘Stormy weather… Just can’t get my poorself together’ ”.

Luckily Rice had her new high boots

Lars Vilks

Lars Vilks was the artist behind Nimis and Arx, and the Founder and State Secretary of Ladonia. He also served as Editor Emeritus the Ladonia Herald.

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  1. Wow. Condi on a visit. Is this to be considered “art” or is it only a kinky fantasy of the artist. A wishful thinking of meeting african women in black highheeled boots. I’d like an analyse of this. I also wonder if this is the typical male chauvinistic view of women, as an object (even art-object), and is it perhaps a bit of the old colonizing. The white man from the west dreaming of concoring the black lady as if it was west trying to colonizing the african continent. Just a thought, but I’d like this investigated.

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