New Minister

Jackson Eldridge has been appointed Minister of Moustaches:

“I am honored and proud to be your Minister of Moustaches. I will judge fairly in
all areas that need judging and will minister appropriately in all areas that require
ministering. My first act will be to issue moustaches to all male citizens of
Ladonia who desire one, and cute “peach-fuzz” upper lips to all female citizens
who desire “peach-fuzzy” upper lips. I look forward to serving you in all matters
regarding Hirsute Appendages of the Upper Lip (or H.A.U.L.’s) and welcome all
visitors to the Ministry of Moustaches.”


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