“I propose Ladonia to pass the law on forced teddy hugging for fanatics and everyone guilty of physical violence. Anyone having violent ideas should be forced by law to hug a teddy animal until adrenalines and blood pressure reach the normal level. This ministry believes that teddy animals do have an effect. If not, then we should sentence these people to public teddy hugging: imagine a jihadist, a white suprematist, a rapist, a school shooter hugging a teddy animal for hours under the scrutiny of a crowd of people. That is, if medical cure does not work, humiliation will.
Minister Taru”
Ladonia in May – AF Tower
