Kai Schwarz,Minister of Danger and Unexpected Phenomenon reports:
Station Report from the Royal Ladonian Naval Admiral Schwarz & Minister of Danger and Unexplained Phenomena (RLNAKS & MOD+UP) 9June2011 17:12:45UTC:
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Our forces have established an embassy in the Ballard region of Seattle. We are poised to make an effort to address affordable housing and low footprint habitation for all who care about such things. If this effort fails, we will put back to sea to seek new (and more hospitable) lands.
As for my efforts as your MODUP, the media is doing a poor job of keeping you informed as to the most important relevant dangers. My best advise is Don’t Worry (!) and strive to be happy! (It has worked for me so far)
~ Kai Schwarz, RLNAS & MOD+UP