Flag manifestation

Flag manifestation in Ladonia disorder in EU

The new EU flag could be seen in Ladonia today. It is designed by the artist Maarten Vanden Eynde from Holland. The disorder in EU is a fact, Ladonia is needed as a new European center.

The much waited report from the Censors in Aix-les-Bains has arrived from Minister Taru:

Aix-les-Bains 2006.5.6. 14:58

We arrived to Aix-les-Bains yesterday after spending Friday recruiting plumbers from Poland and organizing Ladonian airforce to transport them to France. Facing advancing army of Polish plumbers the European Union Commission leading the EU forces was totally split by controversies about whether or not to accept them. Just as planned. Watching through telescope to the EU headquarters on the hillside we saw Chirac to grasp Barroso’s shirt and Tony Blair trying to hit Chirac with a briefcase. As EU troops had to fight without operative leadership, our troops of Polish plumbers and Ladonian pygmy elephants had no problem in defeating them. (Our inside source of information tells that now the Commission, not yet aware of its military loss, is trying to formulate a directive about the limitations for the use of pygmy elephants in warfare.)

However, now we have another problem: French villagers seem to be grouping nearby to drive the Polish plumbers from their country. Now we need to organize a hasty getaway, to satisfy both the French villagers and Ladonian military needs.

Ants