Ladonia and Belarus
Ladonia is putting pressure on Belarus
The Ladonia Fleet is on its way, we have just had this report from Admiral Pedro:
FROM: COMMANDER TASK FORCE 0000 (CTF 0000).
TO: LADONIA CABINETS MEMBERS (LCM).
COMMANDER LADONIAN NORTH COMMAND(CLNC).
COMMANDER LADONIAN FLEET (CLF).
COMMANDER LADONIAN NORTH FLEET (CLNF).
COMMODORE IN CHIEF IN COMMAND OF COMMANDMENT (CICICOC).
COMMODORE OF SERENITY SEA FLEET (COSSF).
LADONIAN ALMIRALTY (LA).
1. SITUATION (S): BELRUS LIBERATION (BL).
A. The blokage of St. Petergsburg and the White (WS) Sea by the North
Fleet (NF) to put preassure in the Russian Government (RG) is not
producing any possitive effect.
B. Relationship with the Russian Federation (RF) have continued to
C. Intel indicates that the RF is trying to establish a base of
operation in Belrus. We anticipate they pass thru the Gulf of Finland
(GOF) and will penetrate Belrus thru St. Petergsburg (SP).
2. MISSION (M).
A. Intercept the penetration via the GOF and to stop land forces (LF)
from St. Petergsburg.
B. Frigates FFG1 and FFG2 with Sub 001 sail from Ladonia and at night
time pass Riga in Latvija, sailing along the river Daugava to Vitebsk.
3. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT (ROE).
A. Autotized to engage RF forces only for self preservation and in
response in case they shoot first.
B. We believe that if we get drunk all the RF sailors will surrender
with no combat, we will then give a breakfast to the RF sailors and
take possesion of the RF vessels and add them to the Ladonian Fleet.
C. We have 4 dozen of Hooter girls (HG) on our side and they have
agreed to show up everything showable to RF sailors. We keep them as
last ressource Weapons of Mass Seduction (WMS).
D. They maybe some frendly RF female Sailor and we have also
contracted Robert Redford (RR) to sign autographs and more for free.
E. We will be positively classifying targets before any corporal
4. COMMAND AN CONTROL.
A. Maintain continuous communication.
B. We will continue to download the radio broadcast periodically for
your orders and awaiting for intelligence informacion data on Russian
P.S. The Admiralty will be making a short stop in Riga, Intel info
shows that Latvija female are very pretty, Commander in Chief needs
to investigate by himself the truthfulness of this information by
penetrating Latvija territories.
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Ladonia Fleet in the Baltic Sea (Photo: Admiral Pedro)