Rumours from the Ladonia cabinet say that the ministers seriously are discussing peace with the US. There are still some disagreement though, especially around the main reason for the war. One theory is that US is a complaining country and a place where people eat with fork only (Star Wars: “Use the Fork, Luke”) or even worse with their fingers. Ladonia is not a complaining country, all complains are solved. If you happen to have any of these problems, as presented by Tellervo and Oliver at Ars 06 in Helsinki:
«Why does my computer take so very long
Why can’t the bus driver talk to anyone
And why is the beer so expensive in town
I want my money back
My job is like a cul-de-sac
And the bus is too infrequent at 6.30
Why don’t they pay me more
Life was good before
And I am thirsty.»
Ladonia will solve them for you.
If the war strategy will cease, the peace strategy will enter:
(Photo: Manny Neira)
